Hi Tired! My name's Dad. Ah, dads. They're the best and the worst. At least when it comes to joke telling. Or sharing memes. Ok, dude. I hear ya. Puns are FUNNY. Except when they're not. Which is basically always. Love ya anyway. Front Reads: Smells like groaning kids Why do the jokes always happen in the car? #captiveaudience Back Reads: Hey Dad, make me a sandwich Poof! You're a sandwich #sloweyeroll Scented: Corniest Corn Bread Net Weight: approximately 17oz. Burn Time: 60 hours Note: Because all candles are handmade no two candles are identical.